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Hello I'm J.D Vladlocke Founder of this site. This site is dedicated to Bornania, the country I am from. If you didn't know already I am the King of Bornania, and have been since the 1950s. When you come here, I expect you to behave! Bornania won't show up on satellite photography or maps folks, the government doesn't want you to know of its existence. Bornania is a huge country, larger than all the other continents combined. A full 15,000 miles wide and 22,000 miles long. I live in and grew up in Bornania in a small town known as Calipio. It is along the southwestern shores of the Marichibunio River and just due east of the Howdy Doody foothills. Getting to Bornania from The United States is very easy, if you know how to look for the main portal of entrance. Take the Pacific Coast Highway from Los Angeles and head North for about 30 miles. This area is nearly always blanketed in an extremely thick and dense fog. But if you look very closely you should see a huge suspension bridge heading west. Take a left on the suspension bridge known as US 117 Bornania Access Highway. Follow it straight for about 160 miles, it becomes Bucckus Road, and you are in Bornania! Come enjoy my huge country folks! You'll love it!
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